Lake Flacid 

When you can't get your dick hard in an outside environment.

"I was on a booty call in the woods and couldn't get bricked. Lake Flacid!"

Lake Flacid by ambaryk November 16, 2023

lake flaccid 

A state of mind (in which old folks who tried to dose up on viagra) end up at, after they finally realize that they're permanently impotent, thus they just end up sitting on their porches and yelling at..."those damn kids"...

"Poor old bastard...just sits on his porch swimming around in lake flaccid..."

"Damn i hope I never end up in lake flaccid..."

lake flaccid by Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

Lake Flaccid 

Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

Dave: Yes mate, did you smash it?

Nick: Nah mate, lake flaccid.

Dave: Par.

Lake Flaccid by Stiff Chocolate December 28, 2015

Lake Flaccid 

Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).

Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.

Lake Flaccid by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

A trip to lake flaccid 

When you get turned off during sex

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid

A trip to lake flaccid by Fred Murtz March 16, 2024