Laidn’t
Not laid.
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Ladn't
Ladn't by Bobbeytheman December 13, 2022
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Laidn’t • Ladn't • laid tongue • Laid To Rest • laid tracks • Laid Train • not a fully laid table • Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles • Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles • fried, died and laid to the side
Laid Train
A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.
Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."
Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"
Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?
Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.
Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.
Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!
Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"
Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?
Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.
Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.
Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!
Laid Train by checkoutyourboy May 26, 2008
laid tracks
laid tracks by Ochoi212 July 1, 2017
laid tongue
Laid Tongue:
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~
Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~
Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.
Girlfriend 1: "You are glowing girl, what did you do this afternoon?"
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "
laid tongue by Pebbles8 May 27, 2014
fried, dyed, and laid to the side
refers to over permed, over colored, overstyled hair. This style usually found on those over the age of 30
fried, dyed, and laid to the side by Analogue August 28, 2005
Laid To Rest
funeral chat (I heard he died while having sex)
funeral chat (Yes and thats what we call Laid To Rest)
funeral chat (Yes and thats what we call Laid To Rest)
Laid To Rest by troubledemon February 23, 2010
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