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Laidn’t

Not laid.
I was laidn’t last weekend.
by Fits&Sex June 23, 2018
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Ladn't

Verb: Ladn't;
1. The act of causing a Lada (Specifically the brand of car) to cease existing.
Jane asked Andrew to make his Lada Ladn't as she disliked it.
by Bobbeytheman December 13, 2022
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Laid Train

A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.
Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."

Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"

Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?

Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.

Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.

Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!
by checkoutyourboy May 26, 2008
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laid tracks

Dennis laid tracks for everyone after him to see
by Ochoi212 July 1, 2017
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laid tongue

Laid Tongue:
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~

Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.
Girlfriend 1: "You are glowing girl, what did you do this afternoon?"
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "
by Pebbles8 May 27, 2014
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fried, dyed, and laid to the side

refers to over permed, over colored, overstyled hair. This style usually found on those over the age of 30
damn, her hair looks fried, dyed, and laid to the side. she needs to start over...whew!
by Analogue August 28, 2005
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Laid To Rest

When a person dies during sex!
funeral chat (I heard he died while having sex)

funeral chat (Yes and thats what we call Laid To Rest)
by troubledemon February 23, 2010
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