Another word for a breathalyzer, which is a device used to monitor one's blood alcohol content (BAC). Dubbed 'the Lahey juul' because in the television series "Trailer Park Boys," Jim Lahey (park supervisor) frequently uses a breathalyzer in a similar fashion to a nicotine addict.

Yo I got pulled over by this cop who was super chill. He even let me hit his Lahey juul.

Lahey juul by Suckmytoes_77 April 18, 2021

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Mr. Lahey

Although he was a Canadian, Mr. Lahey was a true American hero. He was one of the greats, and inspiration to alcoholics everywhere. He was more than just a drunken ex-trailer park supervisor on a Canadian TV show called Trailer Park Boys ... he was "the liquor." Rest in peace John Dunsworth, thank you for the many, many laughs.

Randy: "Mr. Lahey! ... you're back on the liquor!?"

Mr. Lahey: "Bo Bandy... (long contemplative swig from bottle of liquor) … I AM the liquor."

Mr. Lahey by yaboymd January 20, 2019

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Lahela

A gorgeous doll of a girl. Sweet and pretty. She's a little crazy but that what makes you love her. She knows everything, and knows it. No matter how sweet she can be if you cross her the wrong way she can be a huge bitch. She doesnt always mean to be, but in the end it always leaves you wanting to be on her good side. She's unbelievably awesome and hot, and always leaves you wanting more.

Example 1:

Boy1- Did you see Lahela today/
Boy 2- hell yea, she was looking pretty fine today
Boy 1- She's freakin hilarious too

Example 2:
Girl 1- Hey what did you do to lahela?
Girl 2- I called her a slut, she so is.
Girl 1- Uhm no she's not. You only think that cause the guy you like likes her.
Girl 2- exactly why can't she be content with all the boys she's already got?
Girl 1- It's so not her fault. Plus she already told him that she didn't like him that way. That he should consider you. God youre stupid.

Lahela by last summer October 20, 2009

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laween

a person that can get any girl he wants . Is a very good person and very caring , a keeper

that guy is a laween

laween by hihvgydy October 31, 2020

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Lahey

To get extremely, recklessly drunk before anyone else; inspired by Jim Lahey and Jake Ewing

Guy 1: Boy I tell ya, it has been a long week I can’t wait for the darty tomorrow
Guy 2: Tell me about it, I’m gettin fuckin lahey’d tomorrow!

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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