Kirbuff's definitions

Finger

The act of shining a large flashlight while also singing the H.I.V song by Ween in the bathroom.

"Finger for me, right now."

by Kirbuff April 26, 2023

Mistake

You put your hand under the table, and tehre was gum.

"I mistake."

by Kirbuff April 26, 2023

Serielously

When you are balls deep in your best friend's optomotrist's ex wife's new husband's best friend's younger sister's 3 year old's cousin's 27 year old dad's garage door.

"Dude, I was so serielously last night,"

by Kirbuff April 26, 2023

Shmeegish

Rather tall, but smaller than a beegish.

"He was quite shmeegish."

by Kirbuff February 27, 2023

Shmarganphobia

The irrational fear that Gandalf will summon a small meteor the size of a pebble, which is going to hit you directly in the head at any given time.

"Gandalf Jr. has shmarganphobia"

by Kirbuff February 25, 2023

Tehre

'There', but better.

"I went over there."
"Well, I went over tehre!"
"OH MY GOD THAT'S INSANE"

by Kirbuff April 26, 2023

Lahwe

A porn addiction born from the lust one feels towards geese.

"The man went to a therapist because he had lahwe."

by Kirbuff April 26, 2023