Tagjascular blarbaglarb

The chilly sensation experienced upon touching a fly with your tongue.

Timothy experienced level 5 tagjascular blarbaglarb last night.

by Kirbuff April 27, 2023

Lahwe

A porn addiction born from the lust one feels towards geese.

"The man went to a therapist because he had lahwe."

by Kirbuff April 27, 2023

Shmarganphobia

The irrational fear that Gandalf will summon a small meteor the size of a pebble, which is going to hit you directly in the head at any given time.

"Gandalf Jr. has shmarganphobia"

by Kirbuff February 25, 2023

Finger

The act of shining a large flashlight while also singing the H.I.V song by Ween in the bathroom.

"Finger for me, right now."

by Kirbuff April 27, 2023

Shmeegish

Rather tall, but smaller than a beegish.

"He was quite shmeegish."

by Kirbuff February 28, 2023

Beegish

Very tall, taller than a shmeegish, and even taller than most shmargans.

"He was beegish."

by Kirbuff February 28, 2023

Mistake

You put your hand under the table, and tehre was gum.

"I mistake."

by Kirbuff April 27, 2023