A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:
"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."
Gas Station Attendant:
"Fuck you. I quit."
"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."
Gas Station Attendant:
"Fuck you. I quit."
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Get the lagolicious mug.What Mclaren Formula One driver, Lando Norris said when he found out that his teammate, Carlos Sainz was moving to another team, Ferrari.
Soy lago is Spanish for "I am lake"
This represents how Norris was sad or in tears when he found out about the driver change.
Soy lago is Spanish for "I am lake"
This represents how Norris was sad or in tears when he found out about the driver change.
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“did you hear about the girl who said the n-word and kissed a 13 yr old?”
“must’ve been zoe lagroomer.”
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