Lagbot 

Some Annoying mother fucker trying to ruin the fun. Synonymous include Asshole

player (voice):MEDI-
Player irl: why are lagbots a thing

Lagbot by LemoneySpaghetty April 5, 2020

lagbot 

a player of a less than desireable connection is present.the other players are ussually courteous of this misfortune and inform the player of his condition and ask him to please find another server.

OMFGZORS YUO NUB!!!1 LAGLAGLAGFFUKC. GTFO JUST GTFO!!!1!!!11

wtf man your warping like star trek....lagbot.

gtfo nub...fuckn lagbot

lagbot by enZ December 28, 2004

Lagbot 

Bot designated for automated DDoS attack by spamming console commands in Source based videogames servers (mainly Team Fortress 2), made by an Overwatch soyboy named BenCat07. Attempting to kick the bot (which is only doable while on spectator, since the bot won't join any team), will result in a server crash.
To not be confused with Catbots (made by nullifiedcat).

Lagbot 2- Overwatch is better joined the server
Any normal user: NOT AGAIN

Lagbot by Raycast May 24, 2018

labido labotomy 

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.

He's not in the game right now after that labido labotomy she gave him...

labido labotomy by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

laggot 

A laggot is a person who enters a server, and causes the server to lag.

It is a combination of the words lag and faggot.

Pwner is a laggot!!!
Damn laggots.
Shattered Galaxy is full of laggots!

laggot by Anthony Suarez September 28, 2005

Justin Lambot

It's when you insert your penis into the ear canal of the opposite, or even same, sex.

Yo mayne l justin lambot'd this bitch so hard her children were born deaf.

Justin Lambot by ultimatehotdog1 September 27, 2009

Lagboat 

Teenaged Christopher Biggins impersonator and founder of the Bermondsey branch of his fan club, with a disturbing ‘Daddy’ fetish.

Physically interfaced with his Commodore 64 by means of an anal probe cum broadband link, Lagboat can only leave his Nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend ‘Wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a Zinger Tower Meal from KFC can provide emergency power.

You've done a Lagboat with the raffle money aintcha!

Lagboat by UrbaneCasual September 2, 2009

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006