Lagasse 

A boy that you've been through everything with. They know you in and out. They can tell when something is wrong, and they can usually help you feel better. They're attractive. They're hysterically funny and have the best sense of humor. They're smarter than the average bear in some areas. A boy you love unconditionally.

Did you see that Lagasse? I love Lagasses.

Lagasse by ThatsThatShitIDontLike August 8, 2012

Lagasse alarm 

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.

The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.

Lagasse alarm by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

lagasse alarm 

It doesn't just have to be semen, it can be any liquid or powdered substance. Salt, pepper, sugar, hot sauce, anything goes.

The USMC drill sergeant has just woken up an oversleeping cadet by setting off the Lagasse alarm, throwing pepper on the man's face.

"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"

lagasse alarm by Mark H July 11, 2004

Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

emeril lagasse 

man who knows how to kick food up a notch

as i was walking the streets last night i mistakenly ran into a strange man named emeril lagasse

emeril lagasse by leona May 21, 2005

The Emeril LaGasse 

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse

Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.

The Emeril LaGasse by Todd Todd September 26, 2009

Emeril Lagasse 

When you are about to ejaculate and a girl is giving you head, you tell her "let's spice it up a notch" and she will get confused and before she can do anything, do a pelvic thrust and yell "BAM!"

"I think a fractured my girlfriends jaw while giving her the emeril lagasse"

Emeril Lagasse by BHSrapist October 29, 2009