Lagass

To be completely carried away by a high-speed, reckless lifestyle. It’s the state of moving so fast—driven by adrenaline, money, or partying—that you lose your sense of judgment and ignore the consequences. When you're lagass, you aren't just living life; you're letting the life run you into the ground.

“ Yo, did you see Mark? He went total lagass after moving to Vegas; he spent his whole rent check on a table and hasn't checked his phone in a week."

by Charly01 February 21, 2026

Emeril Lagasse

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

LAGAS

Abbreviation for the phrase "Like Anyone Gives A Shit." Used to connote utter disregard and/or contempt for the subject or discussion at hand.

Person A:
Did you see what he just did over there to that person's car?

Person B:
LAGAS

by Disgruntled9 March 19, 2010

Lagasaurus Rex

-MikaelaElizabethKirkeby
-someone who lags mad ass
-something that takes a long time
-time consuming people

The fat kid in the P.E. class became known as a Lagasaurus Rex when it took him an hour to run a mile

by OCforlife November 4, 2010

Legass

When someone sags there sweatpants too low, the wind blows, and it looks like they have another set of ass cheeks on their legs.

Dude 1: *sagging sweatpants* OH YA CAN'T TOUCH THIS
Dude 2: Your cool with your saggin pants
Dude 3: Don't worry he just has a severe case of legass goin on there

by Huntsss November 7, 2010

logass

noun British

The resulting stain on your rear after sitting on a dirty log.

"Oh boy, I sure hope I dont get logass when I sit on this"

by the_opeelix January 21, 2021

Lagasse alarm

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.

The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003