Legass 

When someone sags there sweatpants too low, the wind blows, and it looks like they have another set of ass cheeks on their legs.

Dude 1: *sagging sweatpants* OH YA CAN'T TOUCH THIS
Dude 2: Your cool with your saggin pants
Dude 3: Don't worry he just has a severe case of legass goin on there

Legass by Huntsss November 7, 2010

Legass 

A creature which consists of a human ass and two small leggs on which it runs around and shouts out only one sound in different combinations: "aakkaaakkaakkakk" or "kkaakka"

Legassus is a bigger variation of leggars and is more violent and dangerous. One kick even from a leggass can break your leg and make you disabled. When you are on the ground it will sit with its ass on your face untill someone really strong takes it off you.

Legass or Legassus or Legarse Usually lives in student accomodations where people smoke too much weed and the kitchen is very dirty allowing for Legass mutations. The creature may appear in the evening by knocking on your door. When you open the door you see an ass with small legs saying "aakkaakkakk". You probably get frightened and slam the door but it will keep knocking and will eventually try to break in and if you have strong locks on the door you will get away with it.

"Oh shit a Legass, run"
"Meh, a Legass again same as yesterday. Bye sucker and i slam the door"

Legass by Igor K he who broke the glass with his forehead January 14, 2007

Legass 

Alternative for dumb

You legass bitch

Legass by 50gramuranium December 26, 2024

Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

legasp 

Like a regular gasp but more dramatic. Used mainly in chat rooms or AIM conversations

Guy 1: Dude I totally insulted MisaTange yesterday, it was an awesome flamefest

Guy 2: Legasp!

Guy 1:What?

Guy 2: You are so screwed....

legasp by RainbowNinja July 6, 2009

Legasm

when streching out your legs they shake a little bit and it feels great.

Dude I just had a huge legasm.

Legasm by drake77779 October 30, 2008

logass 

noun British

The resulting stain on your rear after sitting on a dirty log.

"Oh boy, I sure hope I dont get logass when I sit on this"

logass by the_opeelix January 21, 2021