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1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 3, 2014
Get the Crotch Beer mug.1. The term used to describe two people cuddled up together so tight that their body heat creates a warm sensation.
Remaining in this position for a length of time would be referred to as "baking a cuddlebun".
Remaining in this position for a length of time would be referred to as "baking a cuddlebun".
Well sweets, how about after you get off work you come over here. We'll throw on a movie and bake a nice cuddlebun.
by phroot March 27, 2009
Get the Cuddlebun mug.1. The mental warning (red flag) you get when detecting a homosexual vibe upon first meeting someone
2. The traditional rainbow-colored flag representative of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered community.
2. The traditional rainbow-colored flag representative of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered community.
(1) Guy #1:"Dude, when I first met Dave, I saw an immediate Fag Flag."
Guy #2: "Totally, he was just radiating gayness."
(2) Dave: "Oh yeah, let's go there, there's a Fag Flag in the window, I bet we can meet hotties there!"
Guy #2: "Totally, he was just radiating gayness."
(2) Dave: "Oh yeah, let's go there, there's a Fag Flag in the window, I bet we can meet hotties there!"
by phroot March 4, 2009
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1. A bastardization of the phrase "mom and them". This word is most commonly heard uttered by people hailing from the "Dirty South" region of America and applys to both black and white races.
It is related to the word "moms", note the unnecessary plurals.
1. A bastardization of the phrase "mom and them". This word is most commonly heard uttered by people hailing from the "Dirty South" region of America and applys to both black and white races.
It is related to the word "moms", note the unnecessary plurals.
by phroot February 21, 2009
Get the momanyms mug.An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.
Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.
One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.
Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.
One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.
Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"
Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"
Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."
Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"
Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."
by phroot January 23, 2009
Get the FAIDS mug.The designated space between two males when sitting on a couch/bench/etc. Males should sit as far as possible/practical. The name is derived from the very first thing you say when somebody violates said space: "DUDE!.....WTF are you doing!?"
Only temporary violations of Dude Space are allowed, i.e., Dude #1 is busy talking to a chick, so Dude #2 reaches over his leg to grab the Doritos.
On a couch that seats three people, properly alloted Dude Space would require both dudes to sit with the middle seat unoccupied.
Only temporary violations of Dude Space are allowed, i.e., Dude #1 is busy talking to a chick, so Dude #2 reaches over his leg to grab the Doritos.
On a couch that seats three people, properly alloted Dude Space would require both dudes to sit with the middle seat unoccupied.
Dude #1: "Hey man, Let's play some Rainbow Six: Vegas."
Dude #2: "Sure, hand me a controller."
Dude #1: "Dude...what the hell are you doing?"
Dude #2: "Playing RS:V....why?"
Dude #1: "Scoot over...you're violating my dude space."
Dude #2: "Sure, hand me a controller."
Dude #1: "Dude...what the hell are you doing?"
Dude #2: "Playing RS:V....why?"
Dude #1: "Scoot over...you're violating my dude space."
by phroot December 9, 2008
Get the Dude Space mug.1. Intelligent people who hate Emo Kids, and everything else pertaining to the Emo "lifestyle". Emo Haters do not hate people that show emotions or feelings. Emo Haters hate Emo Kids exclusively.
Guy #1: "Man, look at that Emo faggot."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
by phroot October 15, 2008
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