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actually this originated from nigeria and has its interpretation in pidgin english. its translation is Laugh Wan Kill Me Die. this means, laughing to death or extremely funny.
Miss X:tina says i cant speak well, but did u u hear her poor speech yesterday??

Miss Y:Her blunders were outrageous.......lwkmd
lwkmd by sassy dhiva December 19, 2010
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Same as LWKM, but on a funnier scale. LWKMD: laugh wan kill me die. similar to lmfao, lmao, rotflmao, it's a more intense description of one's reaction to a joke.
lwkmd! that guy get plenty jokes!
LWKMD by ezino January 13, 2010
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LWKMD lwkm LWMDO
Laugh wan kill me die

Nigerians use this to express their joy while chatting as LOL has been over used.
As i saw the funny picture LWKMD
LWKMD by Topzy September 24, 2013
A Nigerian abbreviation meaning laugh wan kill me. Found in the pidgin language, It's a synonym to LOL used in the Western world.
omo! lwkm when i hear say 9ja terrorist dey this world!
LWKM by ezino January 13, 2010
A Nigerian Abbreviation for "laugh wan kill me". This means, laugh wants to kill me. which is like saying I'm dying of laughter.
That joke is so funny lwkm
lwkm by Titaniumtitty June 1, 2009
Abbreviation for the initialism "Laughing With My Dick Out". This response would be appropriate if instant messaged something humorous while masturbating to porn, or for just general internet responding while nude.
Jones while browsing porn = fap fap fap
AIM Sound: BBBBBRRRRINNNNNGGGGGG
Craig: Did you hear about the guy with the five penises?
Jones: no.. I'm kind of in the middle of something.
Craig: His pants fit like a glove.
Jones: LWMDO
LWMDO by adam "pacman" jones December 21, 2008
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