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LosPollosTV

The 4’8” massive who gained fame from the Twitch streaming community. Most known for his bizarre bromance for rapper Drake and basketball player LeBron James. Appears to have no sense of urgency as he regularly tweet’s,” stream in 5,” only to fall asleep and fire up 3 hours later, or the next day. His supporters are still waiting for a 2 year delayed documentary as he preaches,“ 6 pack by summer,” for 3 consectutive summers.
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: Fuck you fat ass bitch
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!
Pleb spam: I love you los!

LosPollosTV: “Fuck you fat ass bitch”... literally every stream I fire up just to entertain you guys and I get insulted constantly. No one streams just to get constantly attacked bro. I’m out dude.
LosPollosTV by DiamondPull November 22, 2018

lospollostv

Twitch.tv streamer who plays NBA 2k games and spends large sums of money on virtual cards only to lose many of the matchups he plays in. On top of losing many games, his constant "welching" has earned him a bad reputation within the twitch community. In real life, Louis (4 ft 11 3/4 inches) spends much of his day sleeping and "going to the gym."
Trey: yO, do you think Lospollostv will stream tonight?
Nick: No, that tater tit, melon head, greasy, obeej meej with a small purple pickle is going to welch us again.

Joey: OpieOP My height is 4'11" OpieOP in this chat I weigh the most OpieOP you guessed it right OpieOP my name is Los OpieOP
lospollostv by NIDWIW 😂🤘 March 18, 2017

lospollostv

Very small overweight streamer who welches his stream and thinks drake is the next 2pac
Bobbysack: Lospollostv is a very fat man
Los: BLOCKED
lospollostv by Cucucillutsplau March 19, 2017

LosPollosTV

LosPollosTV is a 4'2" NBA 2K Twitch streamer who starred in a 2008 Episode of My 600 Pound life, as the youngest participant in show history, at 13. Louis claims to be a Twitch streamer and YouTuber. He begins his streams with a half-hour introduction, with Drake music, Ocean Man, and Cold-Blooded by Flight Reacts. He follows up the extensive introduction with these actions: reacting to a 10 minute YouTube video from another 2K YouTuber for an hour, or dickriding Drake and LeBron James, despite him being a "Heat fan." Los is often a culprit of a Welch, where he doesn't follow through with his promises. Louis often spends hundreds of his viewers' dollars to open virtual NBA 2K MyTeam packs, to pull virtual Play-Doh cards that are irrelevant for 2 reasons: they're virtual, and Los loses most of his 2K matchups with a better team. He may post Basketball vids on YT. Los is bad at bball bc he plays it like he plays 2K, only shoots 3s, doesn't drive or play defense. Louis treats his viewers poorly, even the ones who subscribe to his Twitch. The only benefits are Los's trash emotes (we want LosNut) and he has Sub Sunday, where he lets subs request vids to watch. Even if videos are good, Los skips the videos because he doesn't care about his viewers (Skipped all my Tyus Jones videos). Los ends stream when he gets mad at getting called names, or losing wagers.
PS, if you tweet this at him and he reacts, tweet an Oddshot @TyusFuckinJones unsub
Tim: Is LosPollosTV streaming today? He's my favorite streamer.
Rational Person: lol that tubster will Welch his April schedule before you know it.
LosPollosTV by NickKerrFan4Life April 2, 2017

LosPollosTV

A 4’8, 300 pound streamer who often “welches”. He is known for his eating skills and Fortnite/2k skills which are ass. He has come up with this thing where he’ll get a six pack by summer for 4 years now and still has no 6 pack, Just some moobs. He is known for his Italian decent and has moob ties. Los is also a bronsexual and a drake fan. He is very delusional when it comes to these two and he’s a causal heat fan
Person when they see los:Who’s that lard looking fellow over there?

Other person:oh that’s the 4’8 300 pound machine welcher “lospollostv” on twitch. I heard he’s ass at Fortnite and 2k
LosPollosTV by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 29, 2019

Lospollostv

This 4’3 375 pound machine is known as “welch god” “tubby mctubster” and other names. Lospollostv likes to stream once a week, and on the other days he is “working out” which really means the big dude is chowing on some pizza and wings and beating his meat to pictures of Alyssa. He is known for “welching” and being bad at video games that he spends a fortune on. he is on the luminosity gaming team as the mascot.
Bobby: Shut up big man
Lospollostv: Mods i need a perma ban bobby in the chat

Chat: PRESSED
Plebs: Ok? And?
Lospollostv by drxbblegod October 9, 2018
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