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A 4’8, 300 pound streamer who often “welches”. He is known for his eating skills and Fortnite/2k skills which are ass. He has come up with this thing where he’ll get a six pack by summer for 4 years now and still has no 6 pack, Just some moobs. He is known for his Italian decent and has moob ties. Los is also a bronsexual and a drake fan. He is very delusional when it comes to these two and he’s a causal heat fan
Person when they see los:Who’s that lard looking fellow over there?

Other person:oh that’s the 4’8 300 pound machine welcher “lospollostv” on twitch. I heard he’s ass at Fortnite and 2k
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 29, 2019

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A clueless person who sits on the couch all day and eats food.
Chris Christie is a fat ass
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 23, 2017

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A Twitch streamer who looks exactly like the WWE Wrestler Mark Henry. Kobe is also known to be a very lazy streamer, who likes to scam his audience. Among other things he’s a delusional cowboys fan who thinks the cowboys are the best team in the league. He was also put in a master lock.
Random dude:I’m going to get fake dreads, eat a bunch of junk food, say the cowboys are good and get myself put in a master lock. I’m going to be exactly like Kobe0802
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 29, 2019

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Someone who Leaks emails and losses in presidential elections.
I'm gonna leak my email and then run for president and lose I'm gonna hillary Clinton today
via giphy
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 23, 2017

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Tits on an ice cream cone
There's tits on my ice cream, tits on an ice cream
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 22, 2017

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someone who gives redundant and over-the-top attention to women that are of far less value than the attention or praise given.
“You Know that guy Exploding Arab? Yea that guy is a mega simp”
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba March 20, 2020

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