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Longing it out

Making a situation more complicated or time-consuming than need be
'Girl, lick my balls tonight'
'No, you will have to wait until next week'
'Damn girl, why are you longing it out for!?'
Longing it out by ©™ October 15, 2003

Longing out

The act of lying down, particularly focusing on being as long as possible for maximum release and stretch.
"Why are you taking up the whole couch?"
"I'm just Longing out reaaaally hard right now"

longing distance

The space, literal and emotional, between yourself and another person, hoping for their safety and well-being, wishing you could be together when you are inescapably separated during the pandemic.
Unable to help in any way, hoping each day that she would remain well, wishing he could simply be where she was, the longing distance was at times unbearable.

Longing Shakes 

Wanting something so unimaginably bad that you begin to shake at the thought of it. This could be sexually or longing someone or something.
“I wanted her so bad that I got the longing shakes”
Longing Shakes by lol49593782 March 15, 2021

Nero Longing 

A very strong and fucking hot 9 foot man with a 12 pack and a dick that goes up to the moon, he’s the only great furry and the greatest man of all time with a whopping 300 million and can drink period blood
man i sure do love nero longing biceps
Nero Longing by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021
Sex in a public place for the viewing pleasure of others; specifically in a motel lodge car park. Derived from a combination of "dogging" and "lodge".
Our favourite dogging venue was out of action so we resorted to lodging, using the nearby motel car park.
lodging by Fishyrich May 20, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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