Definitions by dontpanicKEEPCLAM

Diag 

Stupid idiot human turds who are food shopping in their own little bubble thinking of their own little things, abandon their trolling in a diagonal across the aisle ESPECIALLY IN THE FRUIT & VEG SECTION and stride across to whatever fucking food they want AND THEN stand their looking at the label for years.

"Look at them blocking the aisle, fuuucking Diags."

Diag by dontpanicKEEPCLAM March 8, 2012

Longing out

The act of lying down, particularly focusing on being as long as possible for maximum release and stretch.

"Why are you taking up the whole couch?"
"I'm just Longing out reaaaally hard right now"

Longing out by dontpanicKEEPCLAM March 8, 2012