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Lolness Monster 

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!
Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"
Lolness Monster by AER10122 July 10, 2010
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Used by people on the net who think adding ness to lol makes it funnier. They are fools. There are also such things as Lolish and Lolness which are similar in their stupidity.
Most people who use it say they made it up.
Fools.
Person: Yeah he's so stupid it's hilarious!
Idiot: LOL OOH lolness
lolness by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006

lolnessness 

After someone has told an amusing joke...
lolnessness by Darryl Owen August 13, 2005
Lolness is the word lol
which means "laugh out loud"
it is describing lol as a ness
Dude: YO! that is so funny that that snail just had a wank with the turtle"
Dudette: lolness!
lolness by CHAV INNIT. January 2, 2008

lolnessoleon 

Originated from the term 'LOL" (Lots of Laughs/ Laugh out Loud). Extreme LOL-ness
"I got so drunk, i table danced"
-"LOL"
"N then i fell off"
-"Lolnessoleon"
lolnessoleon by courtz January 23, 2005
the word lol (laugh out loud) wit ness added on the end of it for special effect made up by me an used all around the country now **im 2 cool**
sam " hoody is a bi"
katy "lolness"
lolness by ehh September 12, 2004
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