lolness

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Used by people on the net who think adding ness to lol makes it funnier. They are fools. There are also such things as Lolish and Lolness which are similar in their stupidity.
Most people who use it say they made it up.
Fools.

Person: Yeah he's so stupid it's hilarious!
Idiot: LOL OOH lolness

lolness by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006

Words you can keep

lolness

Lolness is the word lol
which means "laugh out loud"
it is describing lol as a ness

Dude: YO! that is so funny that that snail just had a wank with the turtle"
Dudette: lolness!

lolness by CHAV INNIT. January 2, 2008

Related Words

lolness • Lolness Monster • lolnessness • lolnessoleon • Logness monster • Lonessa • Locness • locnessny • LOLLESS • LOLNews

lolness

the word lol (laugh out loud) wit ness added on the end of it for special effect made up by me an used all around the country now **im 2 cool**

sam " hoody is a bi"
katy "lolness"

lolness by ehh September 12, 2004

lolness

n.

1. A state of being stupidly hilarious.

(Synonyms: stupidity, silliness)

2. Another word for the 2020 political debate.

(Synonyms: chaos, madness)

3. A word to describe the state of lol.

(Synonyms: Funni, silly)

4. A parodied version of the loch ness monster.

1.

Sigma male: Dude, you're in such a state of lolness.
Beta male: LOL! #globalwarmingisahoax

2.
Bob: Did you see Brandon and Trump fighting?
Bobette: Yeah, that lolness was funni.

3.

Jon: Garfield, you can't eat so much lasagna or you'll have type 4 diabetes!
Garfield: Lolness

4.
Chad: Broooooo did you see the lolness monster?
Virgin: No, I'm at home

lolness by Jobs McStevey November 15, 2021

Lolness Monster

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!

Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"

Lolness Monster by AER10122 July 10, 2010

LOLLESS

When something is not LOL or someone is not funny they are LOLLESS

Chris is so LOLLESS

LOLLESS by Loophole March 2, 2017

lolnessness

Lolnessness meaning extreme happyness.

After someone has told an amusing joke...

lolnessness by Darryl Owen August 13, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026