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Used by people on the net who think adding ness to lol makes it funnier. They are fools. There are also such things as Lolish and Lolness which are similar in their stupidity.
Most people who use it say they made it up.
Fools.
Person: Yeah he's so stupid it's hilarious!
Idiot: LOL OOH lolness
lolness by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006
Words you can keep
Lolness is the word lol
which means "laugh out loud"
it is describing lol as a ness
Dude: YO! that is so funny that that snail just had a wank with the turtle"
Dudette: lolness!
lolness by CHAV INNIT. January 2, 2008
the word lol (laugh out loud) wit ness added on the end of it for special effect made up by me an used all around the country now **im 2 cool**
sam " hoody is a bi"
katy "lolness"
lolness by ehh September 12, 2004
n.

1. A state of being stupidly hilarious.

(Synonyms: stupidity, silliness)

2. Another word for the 2020 political debate.

(Synonyms: chaos, madness)

3. A word to describe the state of lol.

(Synonyms: Funni, silly)

4. A parodied version of the loch ness monster.
1.

Sigma male: Dude, you're in such a state of lolness.
Beta male: LOL! #globalwarmingisahoax

2.
Bob: Did you see Brandon and Trump fighting?
Bobette: Yeah, that lolness was funni.

3.

Jon: Garfield, you can't eat so much lasagna or you'll have type 4 diabetes!
Garfield: Lolness

4.
Chad: Broooooo did you see the lolness monster?
Virgin: No, I'm at home
lolness by Jobs McStevey November 15, 2021

Lolness Monster 

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!
Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"
Lolness Monster by AER10122 July 10, 2010
When something is not LOL or someone is not funny they are LOLLESS
Chris is so LOLLESS
LOLLESS by Loophole March 2, 2017

lolnessness 

After someone has told an amusing joke...
lolnessness by Darryl Owen August 13, 2005
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