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LMUOF is an internet/real life acronym for 'Look me up on Facebook'.
After a casual interaction with someone who interests you, and you'd like to get to know them better, or seek a date with them, asking them to LMUOF you is a great ice-breaker.
LMUOF by Trizmac December 2, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A combination of lmao with oof, used alternatively to lmaoof as it is more easy to pronounce (le + moof). Used primarily after recognizing the humor in a situation where you're being mocked, but can also be used to disguise the pain when being mocked.
Jackie: Oh my god you had 5 tries but you still couldn't hit the hoop
Chan: Lmoof, it wasn't my fault, I haven't played in 2 years!!
lmoof by TC159 July 20, 2020
Related Words
LMUOF • lmuo • lmaof • lmaoff • LMAOFH2E • Lmaofi • lmaofish • lmaofnar • LMAOFR • lmaofreshener
Bastardisation of rofl and lmao, Laugh My Ass On the Floor Laughing combines the two to create an even more retarded meaning.
bob123: OLOLOLOL!!!11 penis!!
fux0rj00ce: LMOFL!!!!!!!!!!!111""""
lmofl by The Master E October 19, 2006
An acronym for "laughing my uterus off). Is used in place of LMAO and is much funnier. It really only works for girls, but guys say it too.
I saw the funniest thing ever happen today!! LMUO
LMUO by Sam&Mycah August 13, 2011
As in... That was so funny I lmaof.
lmaof by Tomatoboy May 3, 2008

lmdofsalttioahahtgttdtgicmylyaoshtysfoaydyt

laughing my dick off for such a long time that i obtain a hernia and have to go to the doctors to get it checked meanwhile you're laughing your ass off so hard that your sombrero falls off and you drop your taco.
Richard told me a joke and it was so funny that I was lmdofsalttioahahtgttdtgicmylyaoshtysfoaydyt
Not yet official, but may be seen used on msn or other online messengers. it is derived from lmao, meaning "laugh my ass off" in online terms. the extra two "f"'s at the end have no real point, but are possibly used to show that the final "o" is "off" in full terms, which is still pretty pointless. A Red haired man is credited with creating the term.
"did u c what happened today, LMAOFF!"
lmaoff by Timmyohtimmy December 25, 2007
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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