Someone who got plastic surgery to look like BTSJimin, Islamaphobic, tries to speak Korean but fails, has a cringy tik tok account, koreaboo and a whole mess in general.
Oli London got plastic surgery of a man who he'll never look like.
Oli London is a (British) man who spent £100,000 on surgery to look like Park Jimin from BTS. Jimin is a Korean singer. Oli London then went to Korean and went to Jimins favourite places to try and find him. Oli does not look like Jimin at all. He makes music and calls himself a K-pop artist. (Korean pop artist). OLI LONDON YOU ARE NOT KOREAN NOR ARE YOU JIMIN.
A word used to describe the attitude of Londoners who seem incapable of realising that places other than London even exist. It describes the attitude that London is the centre of the universe and that anywhere else in the country or even the rest of the world is unimportant and not worthy of their attention. In short it describes people whose heads are so far up their own arseholes that if their eyes aren't brown then they ought to be.
Since he was moved to HQ, Malcolm has become really londoncentric.
A disgusting culture appropriating koreaboo. He thinks he’s a kpop idol but he’s not. His music is terrible and he can’t sing or dance at all. 0 talents detected. He’s islamphobic and used a persons death for clout on social media. He has fat shamed a lot of people online. He’s self absorbed and delusional. He’s a BRITSH, WHITE man. He claims to be half korean but there is not one single korean gene in him. He tried to stalk BTS’ Jimin and brings a cardboard cutout of him everywhere he goes. He’s also dating a 50 year old, trump supporting porn star. He spent over $200 000 on plastic surgery and the doctors on the TV show Botched told him his nose will fall off if he doesn’t stop. In conclusion, don’t stan Oli London.
Becky: I met Oli London yesterday! He was SO sweet to me!!
David: No Becky he just acts nice to his nonexistent fans, he’s actually horrible.
The literal most koreabooiest koreaboo of all time. The dud thinks he's Korean but HE'S BRITISH. GET HELP. THAT'S WHY UR ON DR. PHIL. SRSLY U LOOK LiKe a dRuGGed MiChEal jaCkSon.
Oli London: People mistake me for Jimin Me: Cause they don't know u yet
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.