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LMFAOOOOO 

To be Extremely fulfilled with laughter while having a straight face
The peoples on fb are serious comedy and I LMFAOOOOOOO’d
LMFAOOOOO by Kwaliq July 20, 2018
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laugh my fucking ass off loudly and uncontrollably
can also use:
lmfaol&u
ugly guy: hey hottie
pretty girl: hey
ugly guy: you are so hot, and beautiful, and cute, and blablabla
pretty girl: thanks
ugly guy: so cutie what do you think about me?
pretty girl: LMFAOLU xD!!!!
ugly guy: what?
pretty girl: bitch please...
LMFAOLU by who who June 11, 2008

lmfaoyolo 

The statement which is used when laughing at something that isn't funny at all.
News Report: A man in China reportedly shoved a live 20-foot-Eel up his butthole and is now in intensive care for electrical colon burns.

Johnny Douchetard: LMFAOYOLO.
lmfaoyolo by MhmBroski November 10, 2013

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Person A: Why did the dog go over the road? he wanted to get to the other side.
Person B: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMFAOL&U 

laugh my fucking ass off loudly and uncontrollably
can also use:
lmfaolu
ugly guy: hey hottie
pretty girl: hey
ugly guy: you are so hot, and beautiful, and cute, and blablabla
pretty girl: thanks
ugly guy: so cutie what do you think about me?
pretty girl: LMFAOL&U xD!!!!
ugly guy: what?
pretty girl: bitch please...
LMFAOL&U by who who June 11, 2008
Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Lol

When someone laughes so hard,his ass is ripped off and he is still laughing
Guy 1: LAWL THIS C00ki3 smells like MA SH!T

Guy 2: LMFAOL!!!!!1111
lmfaol by A Guy with a sandwich June 19, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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