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LMFAOOLMF

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Out Loud Mother Fucker(s)

(L)laughing (M)y (F)fucking (A)ss (O)ff (O)ut (L)oud (M)other (F)ucker

Alt: Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Out Loud Mother Fuckers
Self explanatory LMFAOOLMF

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LMFAOOLMF by Jason Veenman October 31, 2025

LMFAOLAMF 

when i heard that a 300lb woman was sent to jail for sitting on her husband and killing him i was lmfaolamf
LMFAOLAMF by jeluke50 February 4, 2010
LMFAOOL- laughing my fucking ass off out loud.

Usually used for the sheer enjoyment of saying an acronym that long.
You:asl?
Them:1,yes,here
You:...
Them:LMFAOOL

lmfaoroltf

Abbr. Laughing my fucking ass off rolling on the floor
That was soo funny, LMFAOROLTF
lmfaoroltf by Scott Sasaki December 26, 2002

LMFAOOTFAHMH 

Stands for "Laughing my fucking ass off of the floor and hit my head" and is used when you laughed so hard, you did indeed hit your head.
Fred: "Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights!"
George: "LMFAOOTFAHMH that was fucking hilarious"
LMFAOOTFAHMH by Dylon Contract March 8, 2009

lmfaootf 

that was so funny i lmfaootf!
lmfaootf by excallibar May 30, 2006
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