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LMFAOLAMF 

when i heard that a 300lb woman was sent to jail for sitting on her husband and killing him i was lmfaolamf
LMFAOLAMF by jeluke50 February 4, 2010
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lmfaoayf 

lmfaoayf you shit. I made a guy cry by saying this to him.
lmfaoayf by James Gordon April 1, 2005
internet slang. it really more fo a joke to poke fun at all the acronyms used in chat room talk. A variation on LMAO, it means "laughing my fucking ass off mother fucker"
"i cant believe you jsut said that LMFAOMF!!!"
lmfaomf by M-HO March 10, 2005

Lmfaoymfgtisfmg 

Laugh my fuggin arse off you mother fuggin genius that is so funny my guy!
Bruh did you watch that video I sent you?

Yea LMFAOYMFGTISFMG!!!

lmfaonlmfdnopocovo 

Laughing my fucking ass off and laughing my fucking dick or penis or cunt or vagina off
Random amogus player: lmfaonlmfdnopocovo
Others: ?
That random amogus player: lmfaonlmfdnopocovo
lmfaonlmfdnopocovo by Senickres September 2, 2021

lmfaoolmf 

LMFAOOLMF

Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud Mother Fucker(s)

Acronym by Jason Veenman needs no further explanation
You cheated on me now i date a supermodel.... LMFAOOLMF

ACRONYM for Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker
lmfaoolmf by Jase Veenman February 8, 2024
LMFAOOLMF

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Out Loud Mother Fucker(s)

(L)laughing (M)y (F)fucking (A)ss (O)ff (O)ut (L)oud (M)other (F)ucker

Alt: Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Out Loud Mother Fuckers
Self explanatory LMFAOOLMF

By Jason Veenman
LMFAOOLMF by Jason Veenman October 31, 2025
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