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(Abbreviation) Little Miss Taco Muncher

A person(usually a girl) who is viewed as a mooch or leach that hangs around someone's house and eats their food, uses their shower, deuces in their bathroom and pays no rent. This person is generally dating a roommate and is thus an additional, unwanted roommate. They are also often of hispanic descent.
Yo, the toilet is clogged again and there is chicken wing sauce on the couch; was L.M.T.M. here lastnight?
L.M.T.M by KillaC July 8, 2006
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i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P 

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy
F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long

L.M.T.F.A.

leave me the fuck alone; drop dead, go to hell, etc.
If you're not gonna help me when I feel bad, and just rub it all in, then just L.M.T.F.A.!
L.M.T.F.A. by PrincessR November 23, 2009

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T 

Let Me Eat You Out Till U Cum On My Tounge
Wsp shawty L.M.E.Y.O.T.U.C.O.M.T

L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S 

Let Me Ride Your Dick Till My Legs Start To Shake
Y/N- Bruhh L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S
Them- You know my dick is not that big