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L.O.T

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An acronym who's expansion is "Lads On Tour", which depicts behaviour from men of any age that is seen as hilarious by the participants, yet mostly disgraceful or humiliating to innocent bystanders.
The term originates from men going on holiday, either as a single group with the mindset of terrorising the locals, or with an accompanying group of the opposite sex, with the intention of backup pulls, always leading to an uncomfortable situation when the touring parties return home. The phrase “What goes on Tour, stays on Tour” is used in these situations.

The phrase has crept into everyday activity, and there are some men who consider themselves constantly ‘on Tour’, and group trips to the shops for the Hangover Breakfast (Full English), BBQs, fishing trips, watching live sporting events can descend into comedy. Unfortunately this behaviour is very contagious and gathers momentum quickly, as men try to out-do each other in competition (Go big or go home), and outrageous scenes may ensue, only to be ended by a call to the emergency services.

L.O.T can be used in conjunction with B.N.O (Big/Boys Night Out), although this can lead to complications as Sheila from I.T. may be glad she's seen you out of work, but not appreciate her bra being unclipped in the club because she has made a massive error in wearing a dress that allows access so easily it would be rude not to.

The Stag/Bucks/Bachelors Party should be the pinnacle of L.O.T behaviour. Unless you are a pussy 'ole.
(At the school gates, waiting for the bell)
Michaela: "What are you doing tonight?"
Becca: "I'm looking after the kids, James is going out to that new bar with Rick and David, I think it's going to be L.O.T"
Michaela: "Oh no, don't you get worried?"
Becca: "A glass of wine helps"

Bruce: "Mate, this villa looks so sick, and we're only a 15 minute walk from the strip"
Chris: "L.O.T?"
Bruce: "I'd expect nothing else"
L.O.T by coffindodger20plus1 October 30, 2011
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YO! Dog lets roll with L.O.T
L.O.T by D-ROCK October 15, 2003

L.O.T.I.E. 

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Lady of the Invisible Empire

A LOTIE is a female member of the KKK (Ku Klux Klan)
yeah she's a L.O.T.I.E. born and bred.
L.O.T.I.E. by Canuk84 July 19, 2009

L.O.T.I.S 

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An acronym for
Laughing On The InSide.

Used when something is funny, but not funny enough to Laugh out Loud.
James:I'm getting off here
Jack: That's what she said
James: L.O.T.I.S
L.O.T.I.S by Aidz1234 May 18, 2009

L.O.T.T 

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The acronym for "Lesser Of The Two". which refers to the instance in which your ex boyfriend starts dating a girl with the same name as yourself. Although she has the same name as you, shes nowhere near being the dime piece that you are. Thus making her the "Lesser Of The Two".
Friend #1: "Wow! Did you see Joshua Zants new girlfriend, Sara B?"

Friend #2: "Yea, after he dated Sara Mc.... Sara B. Is definitely the L.O.T.T!!"
L.O.T.T by TheOGsara May 9, 2021

L.O.T.H. 

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man every day im out here "L.O.T.H."
L.O.T.H. by LIL ADAM May 8, 2008

L.O.T.G.T 

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Lying On The Grass Thinking

mostly used when someone asked you "what are you doing today" usually people say it to piss them off or to be carefree and think about life
guy1: you dude what u doing today?
guy2: ima L.O.T.G.T and think about my awesome gf
guy1: for real =!=

guy2: dude really wow u dont get me at all i dont fucking have one
guy1: lulz wanna hang out
guy2: sure

another one

guy1: damn, my computer broke, my gf broke up with me, my taco fell on the ground, my mom called me a fag, i have no money, what else can go wrong in my life

guy2: dude ur just stressed, go and to LOTGT its going to be fun it helps you organize ur feelings and taughts

guy1:ok dude thanks
L.O.T.G.T by [x]Media400 May 22, 2009
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