L.O.T.G.T

Lying On The Grass Thinking

mostly used when someone asked you "what are you doing today" usually people say it to piss them off or to be carefree and think about life

guy1: you dude what u doing today?
guy2: ima L.O.T.G.T and think about my awesome gf
guy1: for real =!=

guy2: dude really wow u dont get me at all i dont fucking have one
guy1: lulz wanna hang out
guy2: sure

another one

guy1: damn, my computer broke, my gf broke up with me, my taco fell on the ground, my mom called me a fag, i have no money, what else can go wrong in my life

guy2: dude ur just stressed, go and to LOTGT its going to be fun it helps you organize ur feelings and taughts

guy1:ok dude thanks

by [x]Media400 May 22, 2009

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

G.L.O.T.S.

get laid over the summer

Wow it's the end of the year already, ok well see ya later! glots

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

by LittleT March 19, 2012

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0

The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011