1. A mischievous basement-dwelling troll who survives off pizza rolls, energy drinks, and pure chaos. Known for farting at the worst possible moments—like during group photos or first dates—but somehow gets away with it because her dance moves are fire.
2. Often seen breakdancing in fuzzy socks with zero shame, Kyndi is equal parts gremlin and groove queen. Beware if you hear a bass drop and a suspicious rumble… that’s just Kyndi making an entrance.
2. Often seen breakdancing in fuzzy socks with zero shame, Kyndi is equal parts gremlin and groove queen. Beware if you hear a bass drop and a suspicious rumble… that’s just Kyndi making an entrance.
“Bro, the power went out and the house smelled weird. I think Kyndi’s back.”
“Yeah but did you see her moonwalk? Worth it.”
“Yeah but did you see her moonwalk? Worth it.”
by Chrispeecream June 06, 2025