A kwiky is a quickie performed on the property of a KwikTrip or KwikStar gasoline or convenience store location.
This chain is well known throughout Wisconsin, Minnesota, Illinois and Iowa for clean bathrooms and outstanding service.
Being vertically integrated they have in- house brands of coffee (Karuba), food (Kitchen Cravings), dairy (Nature's Touch), etc.
My wife just texted me to meet for a kwiky on the way from Madison all horned up after seeing Joshua Radin. I told her to meet me at store #969 and I'd give her some kitchen cravings with a roller dog and she could get the nature's touch and some glazers.
An obese apelike creature that loves beer, TV, food and beeeeeerrrr *drools*...one might find this primitive being on Evergreen Terrace next door to stupid Flanders. "hi-diddly hey neighborino" "shut up Flanders" "Righty-oh" or strangling his son Bart. "Why.You.LITTLE!"