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Kurtists 

Believers of Kurtism 🛐 Worshippers of Kurapika 🛐 Lovers of kurapika. 🛐 Please consider joining us
- Hey arent you a kurtist?
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Kurtists by Rarararararrara November 1, 2020
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KurtisTown 

John: "dang i wish i had friends."
Jerold: "no worries mate, become a member of KurtisTown! it'll solve all your problems!"
KurtisTown by peepeepoopo0 November 12, 2020

kurtistornied

Living for the sole purpose of getting wasted on the weekend. Sometimes even on weeknights. Work is only a stepping stone towards and funding for the inevitable. Then when you do get wasted, it's not so much as to lose your memory, but to get so utterly annihalated as to end up on your best mate's lawn in a chick's bra and a star post up your ass.
For fuck's sake, I got so kurtistornied last night that apparently I was dancing naked on the local cop car singing Amy Winehouse songs!! Never mind I'll be backing it up tonight!!
kurtistornied by grimreaper6969 August 5, 2011
Noun: A person who tends to mess things up often. Can also be someone who likes to wear hats and play Mario Kart.

Verb: An act of making a mistake.
Oh I'm such a Kurtits.

Wow, I kurtitsed that up.
Kurtits by Merica is THE BEST COUNTRY December 31, 2011
A man whom doesn't think highly of himself but should because he's sweet and good looking and a damn good man whom would have your back every step of the way as long as you keep it true in his heart. Although sometimes a pain in my ass, life just wouldn't be the same without him. Also a great father one of a kind.
Who's that good looking guy over there? Huh can't you tell? That's a Kurtiss!

citizen_of_kurtistown69 

The best mutual in the word, they're literally so nice and super funny. Only cool people follow him 😍✌✌ /hj
Me: Hey, are you friends with citizen_of_kurtistown69?
Loser🙄: no who's that?
Me: Sorry, you're not cool enough to be my friend 😔👋
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