Kurtists

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Kurtists by Rarararararrara November 1, 2020

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KurtisTown

the sexiest breed of humans.

John: "dang i wish i had friends."
Jerold: "no worries mate, become a member of KurtisTown! it'll solve all your problems!"

KurtisTown by peepeepoopo0 November 12, 2020

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Kurtists • kurtiss • kurtistornied • Kurtits • citizen_of_kurtistown69 • Kurtis Town • Kurtis Schwartz • kurtis strong • kurtis stryker

kurtistornied

Living for the sole purpose of getting wasted on the weekend. Sometimes even on weeknights. Work is only a stepping stone towards and funding for the inevitable. Then when you do get wasted, it's not so much as to lose your memory, but to get so utterly annihalated as to end up on your best mate's lawn in a chick's bra and a star post up your ass.

For fuck's sake, I got so kurtistornied last night that apparently I was dancing naked on the local cop car singing Amy Winehouse songs!! Never mind I'll be backing it up tonight!!

kurtistornied by grimreaper6969 August 5, 2011

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Kurtits

Noun: A person who tends to mess things up often. Can also be someone who likes to wear hats and play Mario Kart.

Verb: An act of making a mistake.

Oh I'm such a Kurtits.

Wow, I kurtitsed that up.

Kurtits by Merica is THE BEST COUNTRY December 31, 2011

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kurtiss

A man whom doesn't think highly of himself but should because he's sweet and good looking and a damn good man whom would have your back every step of the way as long as you keep it true in his heart. Although sometimes a pain in my ass, life just wouldn't be the same without him. Also a great father one of a kind.

Who's that good looking guy over there? Huh can't you tell? That's a Kurtiss!

kurtiss by Baby Einstein Jesus Whitney February 1, 2015

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citizen_of_kurtistown69

The best mutual in the word, they're literally so nice and super funny. Only cool people follow him 😍✌✌ /hj

Me: Hey, are you friends with citizen_of_kurtistown69?
Loser🙄: no who's that?
Me: Sorry, you're not cool enough to be my friend 😔👋

citizen_of_kurtistown69 by imcxtiepie October 14, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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