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matt really got kunked by that police officer
Kunked by neeeker5318 May 11, 2008
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Kunked • krunked • konked • Kunkel • kunted • kunkeled • kunker • kinked • KinkedIn • kanked
1. getting way more drunk than intended because of a friend's influence
2. going out for 1 drink but ending up closing the bar
3. an unintentional bad judgement call
I went out to brunch with some friends started drinking, next thing I know its 2 am and I'm getting thrown out a bar. I totally got Kunged.
Kunged by notkung August 28, 2011

Kunkelled out

A complete break down in willingness to be productive.
I can't complete the project - I'm all kunkelled out
Kunkelled out by emmt18 May 21, 2009
When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”
Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Kunker Knuckle 

A large woman's camel toe. Can also be used to describe someone who is being a general fuckwit
Hey man stop talking shit your being a gaping kunker knuckle
Kunker Knuckle by DA_TURNIP July 2, 2014

konked out 

Being awake and going to sleep real fast. Takes place most often at 3AM and in the middle of math class.
Test... there was a test? I must have knoked out, DAMNIT.
konked out by mad at the world March 24, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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