konked

Being the recipient of consensual anal penetration by the most highly educated house staff at a prestigious university hospital.

If you go out with that resident, you're likely to get konked.

by 1576 January 05, 2014

Konked

When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

konke

Konke, someone or something that is usually well know great sence of fashion and kind hearted many people aspire to be a konke

Konke

by Zulu bible August 17, 2017

konk

short for knock out ! (british slang)

fuckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!

by kenji April 29, 2003

KONK

A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus

Unathi is a konk

by Konk disease May 20, 2016

konk

The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.

I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.

Does konk smell bad too?

by tkat March 20, 2014

Konk

To konk
or
Be konked.

Being hit on the head by something or someone.

Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.

jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"

by LeahSade November 23, 2006