by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
The act of being unconscious but especially in a deep sleep were the individual is typically observed snoring unnecessarily loudly.
by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat July 14, 2023
Kom k e d
The rules of force and movement and sudden stop when it comes to body parts smashing something or maybe an engine or something cutting out on you
means to clock your foot on something or to crack your head on something or smash whatever like for example man I comment on that bloody door frame because it was too damn low or
Another version of comp is like I was driving along and this bloody car comes out on me which kind of means to come to a stop suddenly
The rules of force and movement and sudden stop when it comes to body parts smashing something or maybe an engine or something cutting out on you
means to clock your foot on something or to crack your head on something or smash whatever like for example man I comment on that bloody door frame because it was too damn low or
Another version of comp is like I was driving along and this bloody car comes out on me which kind of means to come to a stop suddenly
"I was walking under this thing and I KONKED my head on it!"
"Man! I can't believe it I was in my car and I had this massive table, stashed in my car but it was frick'n sticking out everywhere and (get this...). As I was loading it into the back of the van, I freaking KONKED my head on one of the table legs because I was looking somewhere else and trying to strap it in from moving around!"
"I'm afraid of flying because what if one of the engines, KONKED out in the sky? We might crash (land)!"
"Going over a speed bump, it came forward and KONKED me on the back of the head -right here!" (Points to dent or bump on head with blood in hair)
"Man! Little kids are busy KONKING themselves on all sorts of things, I just don't know how they do it, ay!" :D (haha)
"My son konked his head on the ground when he fell from the monkey bars yesterday, now he's got a massive egg on the back of his head!"
"Hey,
You can use the full out the back but as you go down the path , Just watch yourself with the branches, hanging down from the trees. If your not looking, youre gonna KONK yourself on 'em, alright?!"
"Seriously I just KONKED my foot on that coffee table (leg), owch!! Frickin hurt like hell too!!"
"Man! I can't believe it I was in my car and I had this massive table, stashed in my car but it was frick'n sticking out everywhere and (get this...). As I was loading it into the back of the van, I freaking KONKED my head on one of the table legs because I was looking somewhere else and trying to strap it in from moving around!"
"I'm afraid of flying because what if one of the engines, KONKED out in the sky? We might crash (land)!"
"Going over a speed bump, it came forward and KONKED me on the back of the head -right here!" (Points to dent or bump on head with blood in hair)
"Man! Little kids are busy KONKING themselves on all sorts of things, I just don't know how they do it, ay!" :D (haha)
"My son konked his head on the ground when he fell from the monkey bars yesterday, now he's got a massive egg on the back of his head!"
"Hey,
You can use the full out the back but as you go down the path , Just watch yourself with the branches, hanging down from the trees. If your not looking, youre gonna KONK yourself on 'em, alright?!"
"Seriously I just KONKED my foot on that coffee table (leg), owch!! Frickin hurt like hell too!!"
by HûGgéRMuğGeŔ January 23, 2019
Konke, someone or something that is usually well know great sence of fashion and kind hearted many people aspire to be a konke
by Zulu bible August 17, 2017
by kenji April 29, 2003
A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus
by Konk disease May 20, 2016
The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.
I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.
Does konk smell bad too?
Does konk smell bad too?
by tkat March 20, 2014