Konked 

When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”

Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Konked 

The act of being unconscious but especially in a deep sleep were the individual is typically observed snoring unnecessarily loudly.

“Kelsi is so konked rn”

Konked by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat July 13, 2023

konked 

Being the recipient of consensual anal penetration by the most highly educated house staff at a prestigious university hospital.

If you go out with that resident, you're likely to get konked.

konked by 1576 January 5, 2014

Konked 

Kom k e d
The rules of force and movement and sudden stop when it comes to body parts smashing something or maybe an engine or something cutting out on you

means to clock your foot on something or to crack your head on something or smash whatever like for example man I comment on that bloody door frame because it was too damn low or

Another version of comp is like I was driving along and this bloody car comes out on me which kind of means to come to a stop suddenly

"I was walking under this thing and I KONKED my head on it!"

"Man! I can't believe it I was in my car and I had this massive table, stashed in my car but it was frick'n sticking out everywhere and (get this...). As I was loading it into the back of the van, I freaking KONKED my head on one of the table legs because I was looking somewhere else and trying to strap it in from moving around!"

"I'm afraid of flying because what if one of the engines, KONKED out in the sky? We might crash (land)!"

"Going over a speed bump, it came forward and KONKED me on the back of the head -right here!" (Points to dent or bump on head with blood in hair)

"Man! Little kids are busy KONKING themselves on all sorts of things, I just don't know how they do it, ay!" :D (haha)

"My son konked his head on the ground when he fell from the monkey bars yesterday, now he's got a massive egg on the back of his head!"

"Hey,

You can use the full out the back but as you go down the path , Just watch yourself with the branches, hanging down from the trees. If your not looking, youre gonna KONK yourself on 'em, alright?!"

"Seriously I just KONKED my foot on that coffee table (leg), owch!! Frickin hurt like hell too!!"

Konked by HûGgéRMuğGeŔ January 23, 2019

konked out 

Being awake and going to sleep real fast. Takes place most often at 3AM and in the middle of math class.

Test... there was a test? I must have knoked out, DAMNIT.

konked out by mad at the world March 24, 2003

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her 

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her by Duffy123456789 January 20, 2009

Konkey Dong 

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014