kunker

Someone who is being a dickhead

Stop being such a kunker

You kunker!

by QG04 September 16, 2017

Kunker

An offensive word to describe a fat person.

*Slams my stomach* damn why am I such a Kunker

by G2638737 September 24, 2022

Kunker

Slur. When somebody uses the word “you” in a distasteful manner. Could be used as “kunk” aswell.

Person 1: Hey you!
Person 2: Shut up you little Kunker!!

Person 1: Did you just use the K-word?!

by EverythingISayIsReal May 19, 2024

Kunker Knuckle

A large woman's camel toe. Can also be used to describe someone who is being a general fuckwit

Hey man stop talking shit your being a gaping kunker knuckle

by DA_TURNIP July 2, 2014

Kunker Fuck

The act of fucking a girl with a pimply vagina or some other sort of rash etc.

EEEW Cory kunker fucked Alissa

by Stinky Peterson January 30, 2007

Kunkelled out

A complete break down in willingness to be productive.

I can't complete the project - I'm all kunkelled out

by emmt18 May 21, 2009

Kanker Sisters

The Kanker Sisters( May, Lee, and Marie) are a trio of girls that have a crush on the Eds in the Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy. They frequently bully the Eds by kissing them and forcing them to play footsies by locking up their feet and wiggling their red toes for hours. They torture the Eds by using red lipstick to leave lipstick marks and red nail polish on their toes and fingernails.

The Kanker Sisters painted their toenails with bright red nail polish and then made Ed Edd n Eddy play footsies with them while the Eds screamed in agony.

by PrabYugop January 9, 2015