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nelson kuminmymouth 

A manager at USAA. If you bump into him watch out! He looks exactly like a Wii character and won’t hesitate to make you take back to back phone calls, then make up stories about you. He’s known for his spikes hair and dwarfism. As all managers are rooster suckers at USAA, this guy takes one of the top seats for sucking directors rooster.
Nelson Kuminmymouth is a manager at USAA in the Addison, TX location.
nelson kuminmymouth by #truthisreal October 16, 2018
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A caring, affectionate, and intelligent woman.
A Kumiko is really nice and loving!
Kumiko by floorboard001 May 23, 2010
A yuri ship between Kumiko Oumae and Reina Kousaka from Hibike! Euphonium

The most cutest ship with the absolute most gayest scenes ever

But in the end this ship fills you with depression because it's Yuri-bait
'Kumiko and Reina standing VERY close to each other and saying love confessions to each other'

Everyone: Omg KumiRei is so real when will you two kiss already?!

KyoAni: Chill they are just friends bro
A beautiful talented girl, she always knows how to make someone's day. She is always popular and has a smile on her face. Sometimes she might look like she has it all together but in the inside she doesn't. Anyone can trust a Kumiko. Kumikos are usually beautiful girls. Kumikoluvsyou are usually friends with everyone, someone who is very talkative. Every guy wants her but can't get her. Kumikos are good kissers and give the best hugs. If you knew a Kumiko it means good luck for you. A Kumiko usually knows what's right and wrong. She might look like a goody two shoes she's really got a bad side. A Kumiko will do anything if it means making her friends happy. She is all about her family and living a happy life. Kumiko is usually artistic through many ways. Usually excelling in sports, of any kind.a Kumiko knows that living life isn't about being the most popular it's about touching others life's. A Kumiko loves to party, and get drunk. Any one to know a Kumiko is lucky for Kumikos are rare. Kumiko is a kind friend to absolutley everyone. Just make sure not to get on her bad side, because she can be a bitch. A girl who sleeps with lots of guys. Always paired with a white guy. Kumiko loves being with other people. Boys try to get her and win her heart. Kumiko only digs guys who are kind hearted. Guys be nice to Kumikos.
Guy: man I got her heart
Friend: who?
Guy: Kumiko

Friend: lucky!

Kumiko, the one with a booty ?
Kumiko by Anonymous Someonehitcher December 30, 2013
Kumite

The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.

It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.

Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"

Kumite (Eyyah!)
Kumite by Rzhhhh September 10, 2013
The real definition of the word kumiho is a mythical creature in Korean folklore and legends that is a fox that lives 1,000 years and therefore turns into a kumiho, which, simply put, is a nine-tailed fox. The kumiho can shapeshift into a human whenever it wants, but it may still have fox ears or a fox tail visible as a result of truly being a fox. It has to eat livers of humans to avoid dissolving into bubbles in a thousand years, but a kumiho can become human forever and stop having to eat humans if the kumiho can refrain from eating humans and/or human liver for 1,000 days.
Moonlight shone over a graveyard at night, when all humans are asleep, and in the light you could faintly make out the shape of a kumiho, wandering around the graveyard all alone. Its nine tails stuck up high in the air as it prowled silently around the graves, sniffing the air a few times before coming to a halt in front of one of the graves. It sniffed the air again, then began to dig at the foot of the grave, until the human that had been buried in the ground was unearthed. The kumiho pricked its ears to make sure no one else was nearby, then bent its head down and began to eat its prey.
Kumiho by anonymous October 4, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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