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Krystalle’e 

Krystalle’e is my girlfriend and is the cutest little garden gnome in the whole world. She has a beautiful heart and doesn’t realize how amazing she truly is. Krystalle’e is 5’0 dark bluish, brownish, greenish, locs, cute nose, big bug eyes, and pearly white teeth. Her favorite colors are black, green and red. Fav movies:

-childhood: mowanna, Milan, princess and the frog, lion king
-regular: Harry potter, godzilla (2 recent ones), oceans 8, rush hour (all 3), Friday (not really the first but all them), wakanda forever, marvel, thor ragnorok,

Comfort movie: death on the Nile

McDonald’s order:
-Quarter pounder no pickles extra onions
-spicy nuggets
-banana strawberry smoothie
-doesn’t really like fries

Fav candy:
- harbio twin snake gummies

Fav Drink:
-grapefruit drink

Fav dog:
Black or brown lab (puppy)

-Apples make her sick

-Allergic to pineapples but drink pineapple juice

-Allergic to penicillin

-hates burnt bacon

-Hates room temperature stuff

-hates cooked tomatoes

SHES MINEEEEE - Lailah 6/6/24
When you find a krystalle’e make sure to keep her! She’s so cool
Krystalle’e by Killerlaii June 6, 2024
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krystal E.D 

absoultly the funniest person EVER !!!

very loving && doesnt like confrentation...
thinks about peoples feelings before her own :)

loves food, hair spray & heels !!

keeps guys wanting more. but doesnt let them walk all over her..
lives life day by day. pretty much the best friend EVER !

energetic & loves to do things that deal eith nature!

loves tequila but knows her limits !

all around a good person !
krystal E.D
krystal E.D by smore <3 May 7, 2010

Krystalle 

lushous brown hair. Her hair is either curled (small curls), strait or natural (wavey). She has the most perfect eyes. ¡WARNING! If you look into them there is a very high chance that you will get lost in the depths of their beauty. This is a new term that scientists call the brown pools of Krystalles eyes effect. Underneath of her eyes is smooth to the touch. Not many know, but on this area (cheeks) she has freckles. She chooses to cover them. No one knows why she decides to cover up these things of beauty but I beleive that it's because if you connect them together; it's a map to the stars. If I had this map; I too would hide its secret. Between those rosy cheeks are her lips. Her lips are so juciy and if you kiss her they'll always be on your mind. Underneath of her decribed head is her body. Designed by the finest artists around the world. This body is firstclass. It has everything one could ask for. Beautful legs a nice butt and chest and it even has some amazing curves. Just rubbing one's hand up these will change a persons life, rewriting what beauty means. This is great but the true beauty is inside. She is spontaneous, cute, funny, energetic, and more. It's so hard to explain perfection due to it being so vast and nearly impossible to acheive but she is it. To just be with her will releive you of any pain, or anything. She truely is special. She deserves the greatest person on the planet that will treat her right.
I Love Krystalle. I don't deserve her.
Krystalle by The Person Who Loves Her November 10, 2013

Krystal Lee 

Krystal Lee's are very hard to find but when you do you are in for a treat , they are kind, funny, and they have a smile that lights up everyone's world, Krystal Lee's are brown haired chicks with brown to hazel eyes.
dam that girl is hot. her name is Krystal Lee
Krystal Lee by Lillen Hansen November 19, 2019

Krystalle 

A tease that never lets guys go farther than second base.
Girl: No stop... Let's just no.

Boy: DAMN DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING KRYSTALLE.
Krystalle by Ilovegirls294 October 19, 2010

Krystallenia

oh is that Krystallenia?!
Krystallenia by Kroystallia November 20, 2021
The best person to ever step foot on planet earth
Who was that?

Oh thats Krystalee.. she’s awesome
krystalee by Urban.God.69 December 3, 2023
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