kloots

a term of endearment such as sweetheart or darling

Hey Kloots, how was your day?

kloots by Susan Robb June 14, 2009

Kloost 

The first tribe to exist on Earth. Powerful warriors who fought against the Chooches and Mo Bros. Their most noble soldier, was named Gilo. There are only a few alive today, but if you ever come across one, you don't wanna mess with them. They have strong powers that could end the universe as we know it.

Person 1: Yo, whattup man, where you from?
Person 2: Yeah I'm from Kloostenville.
Person 1: Aw hell naw.
Person 2: So you have chosen death.

Kloost by President Kloost June 18, 2020

klootzak 

A derrogatory word in the Dutch language. Literally, it means "nutsack", but is used in the same situation in which "asshole" is used in English.

klootzak by Daryl May 11, 2003

koots 

A word used when somthing is just fuking GREAT! better than anything you can think off

"Shit this Savlo is the fuking Koots"

"Ohh yeh fuking look at his air tracks there the koots"

koots by VisOne March 28, 2003

Kloosed Up 

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.

I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.

Kloosed Up by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020

Kootsi'd 

Forcing ones self upon another for sexual gratification and bragging about it on Stern Fan Network.

"This creepy guy has been stalking me for a year and I finally went out with him. We drank a bunch, kissed, then he Kootsi'd me. Then he started a thread about it on SFN"

Kootsi'd by ShivettezMandela August 3, 2008

kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.

That kloosterman!

kloosterman by KDOG July 19, 2012