Kroose

A kroose is the female genitalia of a female dog. Kroose can also be used as an adjective for a douche bag that nobody has any respect for. These are usually the kids that are forced to eat shit or gargle semen.

Guy 1: Hey do you want to hang out with adam shultz?
Guy 2: Fuck nah, that kid is such a krusty kroose.

by goony rooney July 19, 2010

Koosered

When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...

"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"

by P!GPEN February 21, 2013

KoroSensei

A name given to a yellow octopus with a big smile teaching students to assassinate.

Good morning korosensei.

by Dr. Inkotopus May 14, 2018

knoose

When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.

"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."

by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013

Mr. Kroesen

A guy that has a love for pickles. You will love him because he teaches math and science. He should dye his hair green so it looks like grass. Someone go dye his hair!

Did you see the Mr. Kroesen he is a guy that loves pickles

by yoshinafanclub January 11, 2018

krooshalize

Krooshalizer: a device usually a water bottle, with 2 extra holes. a small hole just big enough for your roach or blunt or whatver. a shotgun. and the mouthpiece. you can also stick the blunt in a bong in the hit piece to krooshalize it.

"yo dude lets krooshalize this blunt"

by vissss September 11, 2009

koosexual

Only being attracted to Jeon Jeongguk from kpop group BTS

Person 1: "that guy is into you, you should go out with him"

Person 2: "sorry, i'm koosexual"
Person 1: "You’re what?"

Person 2: "I'm koosexual"

by Jeonggguk September 27, 2020