kootsie

female sex organs, minge

Her blog is so kootsie.

by waldi June 23, 2009

Kootsi'd

Forcing ones self upon another for sexual gratification and bragging about it on Stern Fan Network.

"This creepy guy has been stalking me for a year and I finally went out with him. We drank a bunch, kissed, then he Kootsi'd me. Then he started a thread about it on SFN"

by ShivettezMandela August 3, 2008

kooties

(Used in the plural) Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States

1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.

by dakangan January 28, 2006

Kootie-Kat

An endearing name for female genitalia, or vaginia first made popular in the Northern Virginia area of the United States in the 1980's.

She/He licked that women's kootie-kat until she screamed in ecstasy.

by Sally Shepherd O'Malley May 16, 2011

kootie tang

When a girls vagina is so ugly and disgusting, your forced to use only second grade language.

"So I took her back to my house...right before I was going to bang her, I saw it...the ugliest kootie tang possible. I mean this thing was part wilderbeast."

by Former Sukkot May 11, 2006

Kooties

Something all girls have. Scares little boys away while young. Attracts them once they get a little older.

Example 1: (Little Boy) Run, she has Kooties!

Example 2: Dude 1 "Hey bruh let's hit up that party an go kootie huntin." Dude 2 "Yee let's go catch some kooties!"

by The Luvver April 27, 2012

Kotsie Mokwena

Being tipsy after a night out in South Africa and all shoes are dancing shoes

Oh look, Kotsie Mokwena is breaking it down on the dance floor.

1 Tequila
2 Tequila
3 Tequila Kotsie Mokwena

by Saffa232 May 10, 2021