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Someone a little spacey, with cocaine eyes, and just kind of floats around.
That lax guy was so cute, but he was so kroog!
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Fruit Krook 

A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.
The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.
Fruit Krook by Fruit Krook January 7, 2015
Related Words
Kroog Kroogen krooger kroger KROG KROEGER krogering krook Kroon krogo

Mieke Kröger 

an idol, someone to look up to.

unique, positive, down to earth.
Person A: Mieke Kröger
Person B: Mieke Kröger
Mieke Kröger by Denniisss February 27, 2022

Kroger Feet 

When white trash parents and kids walk around Kroger with no shoes on, and bottoms of their feet get black as coal.
Look at Kalie over there with no shoes on. Ooh you know she's got Kroger Feet.
Kroger Feet by jsc4213 March 25, 2009

Krog Smash!! 

Pertaing to an extreme feet of strength pertaing perticuly to breaking normally unbreakable objects or applied to any other extreme feat of strenghth
dan tripped over a cinderblock. Then Dan yelled Krog Smash!! and destroyed the cinder block
Krog Smash!! by Travis January 24, 2005
A Kroger Supermarket that is in a bad part of town.
Honey, you going to the store?

Yea, I'm going to Publix, not the Kroghetto....
Kroghetto by lea anne March 10, 2008
Krogoth is actually the unit from a popular Chris Tailor's video game "Total Annihilation"
Only availible in the expansion set "The Core Contingency", the Krogoth, or also known as "Commander Killer", is the strongest unit in the game itself, and thus perfectly matches Core's strategy, which is based mostly on sheer firepower and armor superiority. Being more than 100 meters tall, having 29,918 Hit Points, and being armed by most advanced Anti-air, ballistic, and laser-based weaponry, the Krogoth can easily overpower even the strongest defence systems, and eliminate an enemy commander. Krogoth is only availible for the Core to build, and requires 29,489 units of metal, and 116,664 units of energy to construct one. It also is rated "Experimental", and thus must be constructed in so called "Krogoth Gantries".
As well as all other units in the game, the Krogoth can be destroyed by a single blow from a Commander's D-gun.
"That thing... That KROGOTH in unstoppable!"
"It takes 7 nukes to put a KROGOTH down"
"Oh my God! He built a KROGOTH!"
"I am going to D-gun that Krogoth there!"
Krogoth by Tessadar July 2, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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