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Verb: The act of Auto-filating one's self. (Giving yourself oral sex)
Chad Kroeger: "We'll I'm going to go to bed and Kroeger then have a nap."
Kroeger by kyl_35 March 12, 2008
Words you can keep
Being an expert at whoring
That prostitute is a total kroeger
Kroeger by Shift Alt Delete January 10, 2009
n. Lead singer for the worst band ever formed. Many people who have heard the agony usually slice their penises off and hurl them towards Kroeger not for sympathy, but as a defense mechanism to get him focused on something else as you run off a cliff.

semen addict
Kroeger: photograph

Rest of world and portugal: tighten our nooses
KROEGER by Kirt Shu August 26, 2007
A totally gross ass douchebag of a man. Such as Chad Kroeger lead singer of nickleback.

Characteristics include, Thinking you are THE SHIT!
That guy hitting on me was such a "Kroeger"
Kroeger by JHYF August 18, 2009
A guys who can't get an erection without physically harming or berating a woman
That guy Michael is a real Kroeger he hits women at night And kisses boys during the day...
Kroeger by 87Gampo87 May 30, 2025

Chad Kroeger

Lead singer of Nickelback who has been singing while choking on a piece of steak he has been trying to swallow since the 90's.
Damn Chad Kroeger, swallow that piece of steak already.

Chode Kroeger 

Lead singer for Nickelback.
Chode Kroeger by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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