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"After the child jumped back into the mom's vagina the doctor declared him a Kroogen."
Kroogen by fool June 16, 2004
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When a mans nails are excessively long and bangs a chick, which causes her bleeding.
"I woke up with blood on my fingers!" "Was she on her rag?" "No." "Damn, you kroogered her!"
krooger by Kris Rosano February 4, 2008
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Krogen-Lick 

When someone busts a nut on a girl's tits or back, then a bystander friend swoops in, licks it up, and goes back to where they were standing very quickly. Often used when the cumming male doesn't like the sight of their own cum, or likes a clean partner.
Friend 1: Ay man, can you Krogen-Lick for me tonight bro?
Friend 2: Yeah sure thing man
Friend 1: Thanks man
Krogen-Lick by Hamlover420 October 15, 2021
One who spends to much time learning (especally reading)
What are you doing with all these books you koogen?
Koogen by Master jake October 5, 2018
A good boi.
One of the goodest boi's you'll ever meet.
You're a good boi, Koogen
Koogen by L0rgeStinker November 3, 2020

Thomas kroonenburg 

Thomas also known as tom or TK is a really great bowler for cricket and will represent australia in the ashes 2029, he's also a sex lord
this dude is the next Thomas kroonenburg
Thomas kroonenburg by Cricket pants November 21, 2021

Krogenlund

A name consideres to be the name over all names. There are only a few people on planet earth who are deemed worthy of carrying this name, and they shall be respected and loved everywhere they go.
"That guy is probably the greatest human being I've ever met". "Of course, he's a Krogenlund!"
Krogenlund by Radicalmemer696969 March 13, 2017
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