When someone busts a nut on a girl's tits or back, then a bystander friend swoops in, licks it up, and goes back to where they were standing very quickly. Often used when the cumming male doesn't like the sight of their own cum, or likes a clean partner.
Friend 1: Ay man, can you Krogen-Lick for me tonight bro?
Friend 2: Yeah sure thing man Friend 1: Thanks man
A name consideres to be the name over all names. There are only a few people on planet earth who are deemed worthy of carrying this name, and they shall be respected and loved everywhere they go.
"That guy is probably the greatest human being I've evermet". "Of course, he's a Krogenlund!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!