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When a mans nails are excessively long and bangs a chick, which causes her bleeding.
"I woke up with blood on my fingers!" "Was she on her rag?" "No." "Damn, you kroogered her!"
krooger by Kris Rosano February 4, 2008
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Krogen-Lick 

When someone busts a nut on a girl's tits or back, then a bystander friend swoops in, licks it up, and goes back to where they were standing very quickly. Often used when the cumming male doesn't like the sight of their own cum, or likes a clean partner.
Friend 1: Ay man, can you Krogen-Lick for me tonight bro?
Friend 2: Yeah sure thing man
Friend 1: Thanks man
Krogen-Lick by Hamlover420 October 15, 2021
One who spends to much time learning (especally reading)
What are you doing with all these books you koogen?
Koogen by Master jake October 5, 2018
A good boi.
One of the goodest boi's you'll ever meet.
You're a good boi, Koogen
Koogen by L0rgeStinker November 3, 2020

Thomas kroonenburg 

Thomas also known as tom or TK is a really great bowler for cricket and will represent australia in the ashes 2029, he's also a sex lord
this dude is the next Thomas kroonenburg
Thomas kroonenburg by Cricket pants November 21, 2021

Krogenlund

A name consideres to be the name over all names. There are only a few people on planet earth who are deemed worthy of carrying this name, and they shall be respected and loved everywhere they go.
"That guy is probably the greatest human being I've ever met". "Of course, he's a Krogenlund!"
Krogenlund by Radicalmemer696969 March 13, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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