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usually funny people. they can often take it to far, but krogos are mostly hilarious.
dude 1: haha! dude did you see bradley in class?
dude 2: lmao, yea! he's such a krogo!!!
krogo by heyitsmeagain August 9, 2009
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An idiot. But not as one that you would hate. Like if your friend does something really dumb, and you laugh your ass off you call them a krogo
He is such a krogo! Yesterday he got so drunk, he couldn't walk!
krogo by Wikilolo January 25, 2007
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krogo Krogoth Krogolica kroger KROG Kronos Krokodil krogering krook Kogo
A person who can make anybody laugh. They usually hang out with the skaters or punks, but is hated by no one for some odd reason. They also tend to be in bands. They can be seen trying to embarrass their friends, making fun at preps as they walk by, and trying to pretend someone they aren't purposely for laughs.
See the dude playing the bass? He's such a funny krogo!
krogo by uglycrayola85 December 12, 2008
a bunch of stupid gurls together in a group or band is a krogo
Hey look at that bunch of girls over there in that krogo!!!
krogo by S-Puppie May 17, 2007

Fruit Krook 

A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.
The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.
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Mieke Kröger 

an idol, someone to look up to.

unique, positive, down to earth.
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Person B: Mieke Kröger
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Kroger Feet 

When white trash parents and kids walk around Kroger with no shoes on, and bottoms of their feet get black as coal.
Look at Kalie over there with no shoes on. Ooh you know she's got Kroger Feet.
Kroger Feet by jsc4213 March 25, 2009
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