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kregging 

n. laughing at something that is terribly distasteful, but still hilarious at the same time.
driving down the road with the fellas and you see some random pedestrian walking alone.

person 1 - "lets do some kregging."

person 2 - "oh hes perfect" (motions at pedestrian)

person 1 - (slows down car)

person 2 - "fuck you, you fuckin bitch!"

speed away while loling.
kregging by true fellas April 11, 2010
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Kregging 

When an odd number of people join hands and circle around a person or group of people and dance around them, humming the tune of "Pop goes the Weasel". Then the Kreggers jump in the center and smash the Victim. It's usually done to annoy some, and is best done when the Victim, known as the Kreg, is having an important conversation or is trying to do something difficult. Results are EPIC.
Person 1: "Dude, see that kid? Remember when he egg'd my house last year?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, let's Kreg that bitch."
Person 3: "Hell yeah!"

Victim *During Kregging*: "Oh, Come on!"
Kregging by AJAXJackson June 19, 2010
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keggings 

This is to pull a persons trousers/ shorts down with the element of surpise. this could be just trousers or both trousers and under garment, with the latter being the one with the most amusement.
for example bendover experienced a good keggings, thus the bell end was christined!
keggings by Russel A April 10, 2007
To pull a guy's pants down with underwear when he's drunk. (E.g. Jeans without a belt)

Rich gave Kiel a kegging in the middle of the bar.
Kegging by WarringtonSavi February 12, 2009

De-Kegging 

De-Kegging, The removal of the pants and underwear in one swift movement by a third party.

This practice was brought about in British Prisons, Boarding Schools and Borstals around the 1970's, this involves a person sneaking up behind another person (Typically boys) and grabbing their pants waistline.

This is followed by a swift downwards pull taking the victims pants and underwear to their ankles.

Masked as a way to humiliate the person publicly, this is actually a homosexual based act which allows the first person to see the victims penis & size whilst playing the "i did it for a laugh" card, thus covering the first persons intended sexuality.
Jason "Humiliated" by De-Kegging him in front of everyone.
De-Kegging by service101 February 23, 2019

kegging out 

a woman who is letting it go; she had a trim, fine body with a narrow waist and perky curves, but she is becoming over weighed because she doesn't care to stay in shape; that phase between trim & foxy, and being a keg on legs
"Janice used to be so thin and cute! Now she's gained weight. I'm not attracted to that."

"Yeah. She's kegging out. Maybe she thinks having a fatter ass and inactive lifestyle is sexier."
kegging out by Cyborg Johnny August 22, 2023

kwegging 

“yeah me and julia have been kwegging for some time now, her punans good”
kwegging by jsavywazy April 28, 2019
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