Kragging 

The process of inserting small bones into the male urethra. This is often used to present the effect that one has a constant erection, or larger genitalia. This is often a gory, unsuccessful task, that only leads to hospital visits.

You need to start kragging, you’ll be a hit with the ladies.

Kragging by Dr. Gropp March 13, 2024

kregging 

n. laughing at something that is terribly distasteful, but still hilarious at the same time.

driving down the road with the fellas and you see some random pedestrian walking alone.

person 1 - "lets do some kregging."

person 2 - "oh hes perfect" (motions at pedestrian)

person 1 - (slows down car)

person 2 - "fuck you, you fuckin bitch!"

speed away while loling.

kregging by true fellas April 11, 2010

Kagging 

Rape by emitting bodily fluids over a victim.

Igatona kagged on Kagon.

Kagging by Tenchimaru Draconis March 15, 2003

Kregging 

When an odd number of people join hands and circle around a person or group of people and dance around them, humming the tune of "Pop goes the Weasel". Then the Kreggers jump in the center and smash the Victim. It's usually done to annoy some, and is best done when the Victim, known as the Kreg, is having an important conversation or is trying to do something difficult. Results are EPIC.

Person 1: "Dude, see that kid? Remember when he egg'd my house last year?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, let's Kreg that bitch."
Person 3: "Hell yeah!"

Victim *During Kregging*: "Oh, Come on!"

Kregging by AJAXJackson June 19, 2010

Klagging 

(v. to klag)

An unwanted and unintentional raising up of either the back of one's shirt, or the lowering of one's pants/underwear towards the rear.

It feels a bit drafty and I feel like my shirt is riding up, am I klagging?

Klagging by Lizzars McGee April 23, 2011

Kranging

When your mum and dad both fist you at the same time while you’re playing DBD

Oh man I’m losing at DBD please parents I need a kranging

Kranging by chdela September 30, 2022

Krogging 

The process of going into grocery stores or supermarkets and ejaculating into or on items

“My buddy David loves a good krogging after work”

Krogging by LLLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHH May 1, 2024