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Krogging

The process of going into grocery stores or supermarkets and ejaculating into or on items

“My buddy David loves a good krogging after work”

Merch

Coating the male penis in milk and honey, then proceeding to insert it into a tree

“Me and the guys are going to go lumbing in the woods this weekend”

Merch

Covering the male penis in milk and honey, then proceeding to insert it into a tree

“Me and my pals are gonna go lumbing in the woods this weekend”

Merch