kimpernel

A Kimpernel is a feisty and sexy female, much desired, who’s origins are shrouded in mystery and disappear quickly as soon as you turn your back. Although Kimpernels are highly sought and prized, they remain hard to find. They are quick witted and possessed of great beauty and charm. They often have shining, chestnut eyes and beaming smiles that have been known to entrance slack-jawed makes and other Troglydites Very valuable on account of their extreme rarity it is important, once found, to hang onto them.
Often referred to as The Scarlet Kimpernel on account of their red underwear.

As mentioned in the famous rhyme:
‘Men seek her here. They seek her there. Those horny dudes seek her everywhere.
Is she in Heaven? Is she in Hell? That damned, elusive Kimpernel!’

Kimpernel: A No Tail so hot that men are putty in her hands. Extremely addictive booty but likely to disappear at any moment in a mysterious way.

Dude! I just spoke to the most beautiful, funny girl I ever ever seen!

Where bro’?

She’s just over there....???? DAMN?! She gone and done a Kimpernel! She a damned, elusive Kimpernel!

Sucks to be you bro’

by Mr Mittens November 23, 2019

scarlet pimpernel

someone who you can never get hold of when you need them.

*Knock at door*
Rob: fuckin hell look taylor's here not seen him for months
Steve: haha fucking hell yeah scarlet pimpernel

by Josh k3lly March 20, 2008

scarlet pimpernel

a fiction character created by baroness orczy. an english dandy who leads a secret life saving french aristocrats from the guillotine. he leaves a pimpernel flower for the french revolitionaries.

They seek him here, they seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven? Or is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel!

by slothics January 19, 2005

kimberely

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. someone who's honest and funny. sometimes shy and awkward with people she's new with but when she's with her crew she's a firecracker. She's sweet and sour and loves adventures.

Kimberely Is the the most amazing person you will come across in life

by luckyinlove648 January 7, 2014

pimpernel

A person or thing that the Devil (or Beezlebub/Satan/Lucifer/etc) makes squeals frequently and loudly.

Devil:I cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

by Connor Tremallo May 5, 2008

Kimberelisia

A weirdo that never showers and always smells like urine . A person that's hair is ALWAYS greasy

Kimberelisia smells like piss!

by dingy124 November 18, 2018

Kimbereley

A Backstabber, you cant trust her with anything. she s a liar
she s not a friend

omg how could she tell everyone my secret??

wat do u expect she s a kimbereley

by buzzii beee August 30, 2010