kimpernel
A Kimpernel is a feisty and sexy female, much desired, who’s origins are shrouded in mystery and disappear quickly as soon as you turn your back. Although Kimpernels are highly sought and prized, they remain hard to find. They are quick witted and possessed of great beauty and charm. They often have shining, chestnut eyes and beaming smiles that have been known to entrance slack-jawed makes and other Troglydites Very valuable on account of their extreme rarity it is important, once found, to hang onto them.
Often referred to as The Scarlet Kimpernel on account of their red underwear.
As mentioned in the famous rhyme:
‘Men seek her here. They seek her there. Those horny dudes seek her everywhere.
Is she in Heaven? Is she in Hell? That damned, elusive Kimpernel!’
Kimpernel: A No Tail so hot that men are putty in her hands. Extremely addictive booty but likely to disappear at any moment in a mysterious way.
Often referred to as The Scarlet Kimpernel on account of their red underwear.
As mentioned in the famous rhyme:
‘Men seek her here. They seek her there. Those horny dudes seek her everywhere.
Is she in Heaven? Is she in Hell? That damned, elusive Kimpernel!’
Kimpernel: A No Tail so hot that men are putty in her hands. Extremely addictive booty but likely to disappear at any moment in a mysterious way.
Dude! I just spoke to the most beautiful, funny girl I ever ever seen!
Where bro’?
She’s just over there....???? DAMN?! She gone and done a Kimpernel! She a damned, elusive Kimpernel!
Sucks to be you bro’
Where bro’?
She’s just over there....???? DAMN?! She gone and done a Kimpernel! She a damned, elusive Kimpernel!
Sucks to be you bro’
kimpernel by Mr Mittens November 23, 2019
