krisper

Krisper means pranking someone or getting in trouble. Tricking and lying. Look at definition for context.

Hey can you hang out this weekend?
Nah, sorry, I pulled a krisper and got grounded

Oh my god!
What
That guy Krispered me!!

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 22, 2022

Krisper

(Noun) A sexual act in which the giving party dips their hand in elmer's glue, then proceeds to coat their hand in rice krispies. After the hand is thoroughly coated, the giving party proceeds to give the receiving party a handjob with the aforementioned hand.

Not to be confused with a popper, which is a very similar act, but with popcorn kernels which are heated in the oven at 425° Fahrenheit for about 10 minutes in the place of rice krispies.

Last night was so awesome! We went back to her place and she gave me a krisper.

by ted_cruz_isthezodiackiller July 31, 2017

krisper

A guy who was cute when he was younger but now is an old ugly guy.

The Rolling Stones are such krispers.

by Moo Cow September 17, 2006

krispen wah

A name used for the former WWE wrestler Chris Benoit
The WWE want him erased from history because of the horrible crime he did

He killed his Wife and Son then he committed suicide

So people use Krispen wah to refer to him

Why are the WWE trying to erase Krispen wah from history

by PrinceofSaiyansVegeta April 22, 2018

krisber

the shipping of kris (exo) and amber (fx)
<3 <3 <3 <3

Krisber is so cute together! >.<

by exolove February 4, 2014

kristers

If you know a kristers you should be very happy. Never fails to let you down, sometimes he can have a couple mood swings and he is very sensitive. Tells their deepest secrets to the people closest to them. They never know what to do in upsetting situations, however they are very funny and love to see other people smile and will go out of their way to see that happen. Has lots of different nicknames such as: kripnors and kronsters

friend: I'm bored
kristers: I'll come out and we'll have fun

friend: Ok thanks that will make me feel better

by yeetedmyfarther April 14, 2019

Kristers

kristers is a generally nice guy and will always know what to say to keep you happy, however kristers sometimes forgets to keep himself happy. he is a great joker and loves messing around, however there is a down side to kristers as sometimes he can be very sensitive. you are very lucky to have a kristers in your life he will never fail to talk to you and will always cheer you up. never lose a kristers you will need him.

friend: “hey”
kristers: “hollo”

friend: “im upset”
kristers: “im coming to see you”

by doyoueventrainbro April 14, 2019