gwenabelle krimmer, n. A DJ on Second Life renowned for spinning incredible tunes and laying down mixes that cause people to shoot sploog out thier ears. Occasionally one will find her with a lilith attatched to her leg. Has the ability to cause a man's testicles to explode merely by speaking german. Drinks the blood of innocents. Doesn't vote republican.
"Hey guys, I am going to club COMAsylum to listen to Gwenabelle Krimmer. Im bringing a napkin, listening to her always makes my ears fill with sticky creamy sploog."
by gatz June 11, 2014