Kreuntz

That special feeling when you have to fulfill one of your bodily needs, but you really can't be bothered to do it.

1: Man, I really have to take a shit right now but I can't be bothered to get up and go to the toilet.

2: You mean you have kreuntz?
1: Yeah I really just want to stay put in this sofa, but at the same time I'm starving and I have to go to the toilet, it's like I'm torn between two worlds and the easiest thing to do is just stay where i am.

by Gummi_tarzan July 11, 2019

Melker Kreutz

He has an absolute unit of a cock. He’s super ripped and extremely charming.
He is a milf hunter and gets all the mothers in Gothenburg.

Melker Kreutz is so good in bed.

by Melfons November 11, 2020

Kreutzer

German slang for a stinky vagina

What stinks? Oh that's Sarah, she's got Kreutzer crotch. Yeah, smells like dead bodies.

by Tiny wonder August 19, 2015

Krentz

The act of taking a massive shit, often after eating a large amount of sushi.

After effects may include: paint peeling off of the walls, temporary loss of smell and life, needing a new toilet, etc.,

"Oh, man! I just took a massive Krentz!"

"Is he Krentzing in there?"
"Yes, we'd better evacuate to a safe 4,000 meter radius."

by Pleiades June 16, 2013

kreutzmatt

suck the shit put of ones anus while watching the soap opera guiding light

i would hang out this afternoon but i have to kreutzmatt my boss...

by Moses Malone May 21, 2008

kreutzer

1)widely used as a discrete way of announcing that you gotta go to the toilet, 2)can also be used at the initial phases of indigestion

1) i gotta talk to kreutzer;
2) Kreutzer is calling my name!

by kraut September 12, 2003

kreutzing

to cheat some one or to lie in order to get what you want

that guy is kreutzing me. i just kreutzed that guy out of his scout team reps

by Ibanb October 28, 2007