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The act of taking a massive shit, often after eating a large amount of sushi.

After effects may include: paint peeling off of the walls, temporary loss of smell and life, needing a new toilet, etc.,
"Oh, man! I just took a massive Krentz!"

"Is he Krentzing in there?"
"Yes, we'd better evacuate to a safe 4,000 meter radius."
Krentz by Pleiades June 16, 2013
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Krantzpasen 

A situation in which one is under constant, vigorous attack or assault, but nobody knows or cares to help
Under years of coordinated krantzpasen upon the Weimheld Republic, supplies running low and no reinforcements, they finally die in obscurity.
Krantzpasen by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017
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Krentz • Krenz • krent • kreutzer • Kentz • Kentz_frl • Kentzell • kentzie • kentzor • krantz
Kent is a all around kind hearted man that all women dream of being with, could kick anyone's ass that tried to step up with him or mess with his loved ones, he is a very protective person and fight anyone and has a large dick and is very strong.
He's so muscular...... he's such a Kentz.
Kentz by So_high_21 February 2, 2020
Used to describe something awesome; something that cannot be defeated in any medium
Dude, that was straight Kretzer.
Kretzer by Alphonse Superbastard August 6, 2009
a term of endearment, like awesome, or cool. Originated from a person commonly called Krenz that was just so cool, and nice to everyone that if you were called Krenz, it was an honor. The real Krenz currently attends High School.
*Man, you're so Krenz!

*You're acting so Krenz-ish today!
Krenz by RKII December 7, 2004
one bad muthafucka thats a rull gangsta wif a massive cock
dude thats so f-ing krantz
krantz by mac daddy B-rad April 20, 2008

kretzocoatlis 

a nasty bony woman with protruding scapulas and skinflaps, bearing resemblance to a flying reptile of the early to mid jurassic period.
I humped that skinny hoe strictly because she was a kretzocoatlis and I was intrigued by her kretzocoatlisness.
kretzocoatlis by logan cleaver November 12, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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