17 definition by kraut

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visual memory card used for purposes of later self pleasure; remembering a certain girl for later
"yeah, i put her in my spank bank"
lets go to the pool, i need some new spank bank material
by kraut September 18, 2003

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1. Horrible sweet potato
2. Balding large headed frenchman
3. An idiot
Pooooor Kumara
by Kraut May 30, 2004

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E-tycoon extraordinaire, owner of crankbeus.com and master businessman. Once held ownership to a vast corporate empire of cranking, which fell to shambles when he was diagnosed with terminal ulcers.
LOL U IDIOT U WAS CRANK'D, NOW I WILL POST THIS CHATLOG ON THE INTERWEB WITH MY cOMPUTAR MAcHIEN, TECHNOLOGY SCIENCE!!!
by Kraut July 20, 2004

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choke, strangle, restrict respriration (like Latrell Spreewell)
Then he attempted to spreewell his coach but was thwarted by an unusual kevlar necktie.
by kraut September 12, 2003

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another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.
"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."
by Kraut April 04, 2005

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feel the voodoo curse
it's all a part of the game
by Kraut November 03, 2004

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1. To argue for a baseless claim, and when proven wrong, change said claim to make one sound like they were right all along.

2. Any method of arguing done for argument's sake... especially on the internet.

3. To talk out of one's ass
Elfer is sarguing with me again.
by Kraut June 20, 2004

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