Kressting

The act of masturbating through your pants during class.

Yo, did you see David kressting his shit in geometry?
That shit was crazy.

by throatgoatexpert March 26, 2024

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krestine

A beautiful women that may not be that tall she is soooo nice and sweet and when she has kids She would do anything for her kids and will have an amazing family not a beer drinker a little bit in the summer but that’s it any man would want her but she would wait to find the one who she will be with for the rest of her life

I mean anything she was my mom and we had a house fire she yelled to my brother to get down on the ground if you know a krestine you need to keep her as a friend family or even you girlfriend

by Joe hotel May 9, 2018

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Kressting • krissing • Kwessing • Kersting • Kessingland • Kissting • Kreasing • kreiting • kreitinger • Kresching

kreiting

The act of being online on any sort of instant messenger (aim, gchat, facebook chat, etc) during the Jewish Shabbat and not responding to messages.

Jonny: Hey Avi
Jonny: Hellllllllo
*After sundown*
Avi: Hey, I'm back
Jonny: Oh yeah, I forgot it was Shabbat and you were just kreiting.

by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

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Kersting

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-noun
a name signifying mental and emotional strength in facing difficulty, adversity, danger, or temptation courageously. Most often a person of high class, rank, or grade; stylish; admirably smart; elegant.

-adjective:
to be of or like Kersting.

noun You're an amazing individual. Your compasion and intelligence are exceeded only by your ability to master any situation in which life places you. You're courageous, bold, and one of the most interesting people in the world. You must be a Kersting.

adjective The way you handled yourself during that disaster was so kersting.

by Grassfinger May 26, 2010

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